The Road (Worst Movie Ever)

The Road is the worst movie ever. It was so bad I was jealous that Viggo had a suicide gun and I didn't. The best part was about half way through when I let out a huge fart, man that felt good. There was a scene about half way through when Viggo was crying into his hands depressed and broken, after sitting through 80min of this terrible movie I know exactly how he felt. It was at that point I decided my friends movie picking privileges were revoked, I pulled out my iPhone and concentrated on Tetris. Oh ya, those of you in the audience who were hoping to catch a glimpse of  Viggo's scrotum won't be disappointed, the rest of you will.